“I would just win it back at cards, you suck so badly it wouldn’t be hard” Pepper answered.

“No it won’t, I’m getting better” Ivy picked at card out and laid it down with a self assured smile. Pepper just laughed.

“What are you doing, I already won” Ivy scratched her head and stared. “Again?”

“I’ll shuffle them this time, you fucking cheater” Ivy hissed taking the cards into her hands.

“I don’t cheat, damn it” Pepper defended herself.

“GUYS” I screamed.

“You so fucking do cheat, I’m not sure how you do it but I pay attention and the look you get on your face is bad news.” Ivy and Pepper kept on at each other, my head felt like it was going to explode.

“GUYS” I screamed louder the two of them just turned and looked at me.

“Don’t you see we are in the middle of a fight, let us finish it.” Ivy told me.

“Yea” Pepper jumped in. “You been M.I.A for weeks now and now you want to talk well I’m sorry we are too busy for you like you are for us.”

“Trust me, it isn’t life threatening, you can handle whatever it is.” Ivy continued dealing out the cards.

“Abby wants me to take her virginity… and it’s not with my fingers” I mumbled causing both of them to freeze. After a long pause Pepper and Ivy looked at each other.

“Okay so we are going to rain check the game” Pepper put down her cards.

“Fuck the game” Ivy slid the cards off the bed and patted me a place. I walked in with my head lowered like a little child caught in the cookie jar.

“What the fuck are you pouting about, that is fucking cool” Ivy began.

“No, Ivy, it is a big responsibility and a big thing to ask of someone” Pepper took the nobler tune like always. She was the ANGEL on the shoulder when Ivy was clearly the DEVIL.

“If I can remember correctly Corrine has already taken her virginity once, so the big deal is where?” Ivy kept on; Pepper just ignored her all together.

“What did you tell her when she asked you?” Pepper asked.

“I told her I would, I mean Ivy is right, I’ve done it before and yea it may not be the biggest deal in the world but what I’m freaking out about is I don’t have a dick, so how do I know how to work it, I could hurt her.” Ivy and Pepper eyes went back to each other as they smiled.

“Honey do you think we should give her the talk?” Pepper took the motherly voice as she wrapped her arm around me.

“No dear, why don’t you?” Ivy kept the charade going.

“No, you are the dad, I will do it with the girl” Ivy smiled rolling her eyes. She looked at me and smiled.

“Do you know where to stick it?” Ivy asked me straight out in sighting a swat upside the head from Pepper. Ivy straightens up and cleared her throat. “Do you know where to penetrate her?” Ivy looked over at Pepper and got a nod of approval. I just stared at them like they were two stupid piles of shit that began to stink up the place. I stood up and walked to the door.

“Are you guys fucking kidding me? I’ve gotten more ass than a toilet seat; I know where to push myself inside of a woman”

“Then why are you sweating it” Pepper raised her voice.

“Because I love this girl with everything I am, she wants me to do this because we have had a lot of ‘opportunity fucks’ in front of us and this is a way to start over like we did almost three years ago” I bit my lip and turned my back to the guys crossing my arms. This was a horrible technique to shield my red cheeks.

“And I don’t know how to use a strap on” I could hear the two of them muffling their laughs. The bed creaked and I could feel their hands on both of my wrist.

“Corrine” Pepper began.

“You are Coming with us” Ivy added in.

“We are taking you to sex store” Pepper finished thought and before I could really protest I was already being led out the door.

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Never in a lesbian life do you think you are going to be staring at a wall of Dicks, yet here I was. The wall was covered with rubber slongs that had different colors and sizes. Some were huge, some were small, some had hair and some just looked like they were in human with the twist and turns in them and the bumps they had on them. I took a deep breath as I could feel Pepper’s and Ivy’s eyes on my back. I took a step forward pulling out a huge pitch black dick. I could hear their grunts in disapproval.

“What?” I asked annoyed turning around to my friends.

“Your choice stinks” Ivy insulted me.

“Fuck you, tell me what’s wrong with my choice” I examined it in my hands, the tag on it read ‘Midnight Madness’. Pepper took it out of my hands and stuck it back on the wall.

“You are making love to her, not trying to kill her” Pepper examined the length. “A 13 inch dick would either kill of shock or just kill her instantly”

“And God forbid if you try to back door her track career is over, she will never walk again” Ivy threw in, her eyes weren’t particularly at me but at the store clerk wearing a tight black rubber dress, pink high heels and a pink wig.

“Umm Ivy, we are here for Corrine” Pepper was looking at the girl Ivy couldn’t get her eyes off of. Ivy reluctantly pulled her eyes away. She walked forward to the wall of dicks and picked out a smaller one, this time tan dick. She held it in her hands, weighing it then squeezes it a few times and then handed it to me and smiled.

“Okay for this occasion that is what you want to go with” Ivy told me then made as step for the store clerk but Pepper grabbed her and pulled her back.

“Tell her why?” Pepper raised her eyebrow waiting for Ivy’s explanation. Ivy shoved her hands in her pockets and shrugged like a little kid.

“Its not too big, it’s not too small. Its soft so it will keep her comfortable but hard enough that you can maneuver with it.  And if that is not a good enough explanation then Pepper lay down and let her try it out on you” Pepper’s eyes shot open, what the fuck was written all over her face. Ivy just smirked and walked to the store clerk.

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“Come on Corrine you might as well come out” I heard Pepper’s whining voice through the hard white wood of my door. I had my back pressed against it, slightly pounding my head backwards on the wood. How in the hell did I let this happen to me? I was wearing the ‘extra addition’ and a wife beater. I was expected to actually walk out into the living room where Ivy, Pepper, Mike and the girl from the sex story, Grace, could see and give me pointers.

“I’m never coming out” I screamed. I ran my fingers through my hair, once again greeted with the short locks. Before I had came back with the girls I thought that I needed a different look and why not go back to the concentration camp look once again. It got me high reviews. My hair was spiked on my head as I took my fingers from my hair laying it on the door knob.

“Holy shit, guys” Ivy’s voice seeped through the wood.  “Corrine, her hair short like it was when we came out of camp and a dick strapped on, shit” Ivy licked her lips. “I just might become a bottom”

“You so had the biggest crush on her back then” Pepper joked. I just rolled my eyes; this could not get any worse.

“Hell, I’m already a bottom and she’s hot I would get on my back in a second” Grace added in, crossing her legs at the thought of my tongue between them.

“Hold on chick, she’s got a girl friend that’s why she’s has a plastic dick on now” Pepper took the mother tone. “The only thing that ‘thing’ is going into, is her” Grace held her hands up in surrender mode.